a cringy pen x pencil bfdi fanfic
and the first surreal and crazy kinks (SACK)
requested by @Timed#6209

BLAME HIM BLAME HIM

ok so where do i start

oh yeah let me quickly look up genders ok?
so pen is male.
and pencil is female.

wait should i say it like that?

idk
wait was this a fanfic?
i dont have good memory fam.


anyway so pen and pencil were walking down some random road that just existed whenever i started writing this.

actually it was there already.

i know because i see everything.
the end.

wait no not the end i need to get to like some sort of date or something WHAT THE CRAP AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

ok so suddenly this fancy restur
restur

uhh let me look up how to spell resturant

ok so pen and pencil are having like their (let me point out these are objects) first date or something at this fancy restaurant that started existing because i built like 5 freaking minutes ago.

if you wonder how i got into a foreign universe i would explain but thats another story. tl:dr lets just say portals keep popping up in my little cube where i do stuff.

but yeah they are having like their first date at my fancy restaurant and guess what.

HAVING TO RUN A restaurant BY YOURSELF IS WORSE THAN DEATH, YOU HEAR ME?


















HOW DO YOU MORONS EVEN BREATHE?

ok sorry for that. anyway the date and stuff yadda yadda
so here's what they ordered.

███████████████████████████████
█                                █
█ the restaurant of randomness   █
█    i don't know where we are.  █
█                                █
█  ORDER 19 - a pen and pencil.  █
█				 █
█	yeah ok.		 █
█				 █
█	1 SPAGHETTI!		 █
█	2 Mayan Collapses	 █
█	1 sandwich.		 █
█				 █
█	total: $3.06		 █

█	(Including tax.)	 █
█				 █
███████████████████████████████

i'm allowed to share this info.
it's my restaurant.





still HOW DO YOU MORONS EVEN BREATHE?

so anyway

remember how i said i see everything?
well pencil (brilliant ship name there) ___
					0_0
went into the evil forest.
and trust me
Death is a common thing that happens there.
so anyway i was watching and also chilling in my wood chipper (don't ask)
and yes.

they had 6.

so i did a good thing to save my eyes by gouging them out with a chainsaw and eating them, crushing them in the process.

DON'T WORRY I HAVE A BOX OF SPARES
anyway i heard some weird noises and i thought
"woah, thats probably not a good thing"

thus i got my pac-man eyes and inserted them in.
and while they were having 6, i saw some random robot roll up to them.

and guess what.
IT ATE THEM AND THEN ROLLED OFF THE CANYON AND phased into the spikes.
AND
it ATE EVERYONE ELSE TOO.
I was the only one left.
so guess what

i ran into the forest to the canyon.

and then i tried to phase into the spikes

I ALMOST didn't make it, but conviently somehow i activated a trapdoor that existed.

so now im in this weird maze thingy
and here's a map of it

███████████████████████████████████████████████████████
█   me			██████ 	                           █
█			██████ 	                           █
█			██████ 	                           █
█			██████ 	                           █
█			██████ 	                           █
█			██████ 	                           █
█			██████ 	                           █
█			██████ 	                           █
█			       	                           █
███████████████████████████████████████████████████████

i got to the end and found the robot had STRAPPED THEM TO THE WALLS.

and just so you know...i'm a good fighter
plus i can summon fire at will..

i tried to sneak quietly.
that didn't work
there were alarms
and then i got trapped and strapped to the ceiling of the room i was in before entering the room the objects were trapped in.
but guess what (again?)

i broke out, and challenged the robot.

so now me and this insane robot are in this void.
and now some cool fight begins
tl:dr I won yay

tl:dr i saved everyone cliche cliche


except
i sensed something weird.
it was just there.


but what was it?
find out in the next SACK story.
coming whenever i want it to come out.